A Particle man, particle man
A Doing the things a E particle can
D What’s he like’ it’s A not important, A Particle man

A Is he a dot, or D is he a speck
When E he’s underwater does A he get wet
Or D does the water get E him instead
D Nobody knows, A Particle man

A Triangle man, Triangle man
A Triangle man hates E particle man
D They have a fight, A Triangle wins, A Triangle man

Inter A E A

A Universe man, Universe man
A Size of the entire E universe man
D Usually kind to A smaller man, A Universe man

A He’s got a watch with a D minute hand,
Mil-E lenium hand and an A eon hand
D When they meet it’s a E happy land
D Powerful man, A universe man

A Person man, person man
A Hit on the head with a E frying pan
D Lives his life in a A garbage can, A Person man

A Is he a mess or D is he depressed
E Does he feel total-A ly worthless
D Who came up with E person man
De-D graded man, A person man

A Triangle man, triangle man
A Triangle man hates E person man
D They have a fight, A triangle wins, A Triangle man

Outro A E A x 2