D I returned a G bag of A groceries
D accidently G taken A off the D shelf
Before the G expi-A ration D date
D I came back as a G bag of A groceries
D accidently G taken A off the D shelf
Before the G date stamped A on my-D self D7

G Did a large procession G/F# wave their
Em torches as my head fell D/F# in the G basket
And was everybody A dancing on the A7 casket

D Now it’s over I’m G dead
and I haven’t Em done any-G thing that I A want
Or I’m D still a-G live
and there’s Em nothing I C want to D do G A7

D I will never G say the A word pro-D crastinate a-G gain
I’ll A never D see myself in the G mirror A with my D eyes closed
D I didn’t a-G polo-A gize for D when I was eight
and I G made my A younger D brother
Have to G be my A personal D slave D7

G Did a large procession G/F# wave their
Em torches as my head fell D/F# in the G basket
And was everybody A dancing on the A7 casket

D Now it’s over I’m G dead
and I haven’t Em done any-G thing that I A want
Or I’m D still a-G live
and there’s Em nothing I C want to D do G A7

G So I won’t G/F# sit at home
A anymore A7/G and you won’t
D/F# See my head in D/E the window
G and I won’t G/F# be around
A Ever any-A7/G more and I’ll be
D/F# up there on the G wall at the A store

D I returned a G bag of A groceries
D accidently G taken A off the D shelf
Before the G expi-A ration D date G A7

D I came D/C back as a G/B bag of A groceries
D acci-D/C dently G/B taken A off the
D shelf be-D/C fore the G/B date stamped A on my-D self D7

G Did a large procession G/F# wave their
Em torches as my head fell D/F# in the G basket
And was everybody A dancing on the A7 casket

D Now it’s over I’m G dead
and I haven’t Em done any-G thing that I A want
Or I’m D still a-G live
and there’s Em nothing I C want to D do G A7

D Now it’s over I’m G dead
and I haven’t Em done any-G thing that I A want
Or I’m D still a-G live
and there’s Em nothing I C want to D do