Intro G C D C Bm Am D

G Don’t bother to C call this room
D There’s nobody C here Bm who Am can D pick G up
Or who has stuff they need to C talk about
And who D won’t be now checking C out Bm and Am fly-G ing

D By rocket C to the D moon
By D airplane to the G rocket
By taxi to the C airport
By front door to the ta-D xi C
By D throwing C back the G blanket
C hanging D down the legs

G Thank you for the C card with the cartoon D nurse
But you see there’s nothing C wrong Bm with Am me D
G You think, that’s what C you think
That’s what D they all say
Before I C blow Bm you Am a-G way

D By rocket C to the D moon
By D airplane to the G rocket
By taxi to the C airport
By front door to the ta-D xi C
By D throwing C back the G blanket
C hanging D down the legs

E Soon the Am man who C sweeps the D room
E Brings the Am secret C tele-D gram
Com-F mence official C interplane-F tary explo-C ra-D tion

G Thank you for the C card with the cartoon D nurse
But you see there’s nothing C wrong Bm with Am me D
G You think, that’s what C you think
That’s what D they all say
Before I C blow Bm you Am a-G way

D By rocket C to the D moon
By D airplane to the G rocket
By taxi to the C airport
By front door to the ta-D xi C
By D throwing C back the G blanket
C hanging D down the legs

By rocket C to the D moon
D Crawl to the G rocket
By coughing at the C airport
By limping to the ta-D xi C
By D throwing C back the G blanket
C hanging D down the withered G leg