Intro D C x 4

Mister D Horrible, C Mister D Horrible C
Tele-D phone call for C Mister D Horrible C

But be-D fore he can G talk to the Em Ugliness A Men
there’s some Bm horrible D/A business G left for A him
to Bm attend to: D/A something un-G pleasant has A spilled
on his Bm brain as he D/A sponges it G off, they A say:

Is this D Horrible? C Is this D Horrible? C
It’s the D Ugliness C Men, Mister D Horrible C
We’re just D trying to G bug you, we Em thought that our A dreadfulness
Bm might be a D/A thing to a-G nnoy you A with

But G Mister D/F# Horri- G/E ble says:
G/D I don’t A mind,
the A/G thing that A/F# bother A/E me is:
D Someone G keeps D mo-E ving D my-A-y D-y
G cha-D a-E air

Inter D C x 2

Would you D mind if we C balance this D glass of C milk
where your D visiting C friend acci- D dentally was C killed?

Would it be D okay with G you if we Em wrote a re- A minder
of Bm things we’ll for- D/A get to G do to A day
other-Bm wise D/A using a G green magic A marker if
Bm it’s al- D/A right on the G back of your A head?"

Mister D Horrible, C Mister D Horrible C
we’re not D done with you C yet Mister D Horrible C

You have to D try on these G pants so the Em Ugliness A Men
can de-Bm cide if they’re D/A just as em- G barras- A sing
as we Bm think, we D/A have to be G sure about A this

But G Mister G/F# Horri- G/E ble says:
G/D I don’t A mind,
the A/G thing that A/F# bother A/E me is:
D Someone G keeps D mo- E ving D my-A y-D y
G cha-D a-E air

D Someone G keeps D mo-E ving D my-A y-D y
Bm cha-D/A a-E/G# a-E/F# a-A a-A/G a-D/F# a-D/E air

But G Mister G/F# Horri- G/E ble says:
G/D I don’t A mind,
the A/G thing that A/F# bother A/E me is:
D Someone G keeps D mo-E ving D my-A y-D y
G cha-D a-E a-ir E D