D I never knew what every-A/C# body meant
By G/B endless, hopeless, D2 bleak despair
Bbdim Until one day when I found D/A out
The E/G# first time I ever left my A house
It Bbdim saw me and followed me Bm home
And Em stayed with me for my whole A4 life A

For G years and D/F# years I A wandered the D earth
Con-G demned to a D/F# life of A bleak des-D pair
F#m Then G one Dm day Em I looked a-G round
And D/F# found it had A disap-D peared

Hopeless A bleak des-D pair, it was A always D there
And G then one D/F# day it A disap-D peared
In a A puff of D smoke
In an F# unceremonious G way
One D/F# day it A disap-D peared

D All I had ever wanted A/C# in my life
Was G/B only to be D2 free of it
It Bbdim drove away my D/A family
It E/G# made me lose my A job
Bbdim Whenever anybody Bm saw it
Em They’d say get out of A4 here A

For G years and D/F# years I A wandered the D earth
G Sick of my D/F# life, looking A forward to D death
F#m Then G one Dm day Em I looked a-G round
And D/F# found it had A disap-D peared

Hopeless A bleak des-D pair, it was A always D there
And G then one D/F# day it A disap-D peared
In a A puff of D smoke
In an F# unceremonious G way
One D/F# day it A disap-D peared

Inter A G D G D G Am G Bm A A2 E E/D E/C# E/B
             Hopeless bleak despair…

For G years and D/F# years I A wandered the D earth
Un-G til I D/F# died and A went to D hell
But my des-F#m pair G had as-Bm cended to Em heaven
That’s G how I D/F# finally got A rid of D it

Hopeless A bleak des-D pair, it was A always D there
And G then one D/F# day it A disap-D peared
In a A puff of D smoke
In an F# unceremonious G way
One D/F# day it A disap-D peared

Hopeless A bleak des-D pair, it was A always D there
And G then one D/F# day it A disap-D peared
In a A puff of D smoke
In an F# unceremonious G way
One D/F# day it A disap-D peared