I A met someone at the dog show, she was A holding my left arm
But A everyone was acting normal so I A tried to look nonchalant.
We A both said, “I really love you”, the A Shriners loaned us cars
We A raced up and down the sidewalk twenty A thousand million times D

G D … Why did they A send her G … over anyone
D else? Ho-A-w should I re-G act?
These D things happen A … to other G people
D They don’t A happen at all, G in fact

D When you’re following an A angel
Does it mean you G have to throw your body Bm off a A building?
D Somewhere they’re meeting on a A pinhead
Calling you an G angel, calling you the Bm nicest A things

A I heard they had a G space program
When they D sing you can’t hear, A there’s no air
Some-A times I think I kind of G like that and
Other D times I think I’m A already there

Gonna A ask for my admission, gonna A speak to the man in charge
The A secretary says he’s on another line, can I A hold for a long, long time?
I A found out she’s an angel, I A don’t think she knows I know
I’m A worried that something might happen to me
if A anyone ever finds out D

G Why D … Why did they A send her G … over anyone
D else? Ho-A-w should I re-G act?
These D things happen A … to other G people
D They don’t A happen at all, G

D When you’re following an A angel
Does it mean you G have to throw your body Bm off a A building?
D Somewhere they’re meeting on a A pinhead
Calling you an G angel, calling you the Bm nicest A things

A I heard they had a G space program
When they D sing you can’t hear, A there’s no air
Some-A times I think I kind of G like that and
Other D times I think I’m A already there

D When you’re following an A angel
Does it mean you G have to throw your body Bm off a A building?
D Somewhere they’re meeting on a A pinhead
Calling you an G angel, calling you the Bm nicest A things D