Year after D year, though every dream of a pony would end in G tears
The cake was lit and as you blew the candles A out, your heart refilled
And every D year, your dream was G killed A

It may D take an Bm ocean of G whiskey and Em time
To wash A all of the letdown D out of your mind
And this G may not be the thing you re-A quested
but I am the D answer to G all A your D prayers

G All A this D ti-Bm ime, G interested Em agents
have been A eavesdropping up-D stairs
When will you G recog-A nize
that I am the D answer to G all A your D prayers?

G You A ordered D well
They brought you medium rare you were promised G fair
And in response a clap of thunder broke the A air, the weather changed
The sky went D black and then it G rained A

It may D take an Bm ocean of G whiskey and Em time
To wash A all of the letdown D out of your mind
And this G may not be the item you se-A lected
but I am the D answer to G all A your D prayers

G All A this D ti-Bm ime the sur-G veillance ma-Em chine
has been all A up in your af-D fairs
When will you G rea-A lize
that I am the D answer to G all A your D prayers?

G It A might
F#m seem like a thankless existence
But Bm don’t lose hope just yet
You’ll be re-B7 membered for your persistence
And Em this is the thanks you A get

You wanted D tall, I came in under five four then you asked for G dark
I tend to sunburn a lot as for handsome A well, can’t help you there
So make of D it what you G will A

It may D take an Bm ocean of G whiskey and Em time
To wash A all of the letdown D out of your mind
And I G may not be the one you ex-A pected
but I am the D answer to G all A your D prayers

G All A this D ti-Bm ime G interested Em agents
have been A eavesdropping up-D stairs
When will you G ge-A et
that I am the D answer to G all A your D prayers?

G All A this D ti-Bm ime the sur-G veillance ma-Em chine
has been all A up in your af-D fairs
It should be G clear to A you by now that
D I am the G fi-A nal D answer to G all A your D prayers G A D