D Sometimes I feel like being A wispy
And G once in a while I feel like being D dry
But we’re F# doomed and we’re drowned by this G feeling we surround
So I D hope that I get A old before I D die

Oh… it’s a D long, long rope they use to G hang you soon I hope
And I A wonder why this hasn’t happened, D why why why
And I D think about the dirt that I’ll be G wearing for a Gm shirt
And I D hope that I get A old before I D die

D Clear off the kitchen table A darling
For G on the kitchen table I must D lie
I’m just F# tired for my wife just served the G banquet of my life
And I D hope that I get A old before I D die

Oh… it’s a D long, long rope they use to G hang you soon I hope
And I A wonder why this hasn’t happened, D why why why
And I D think about the dirt that I’ll be G wearing for a Gm shirt
And I D hope that I get A old before I D die

Oh… it’s a D long, long rope they use to G hang you soon I hope
And I A wonder why this hasn’t happened, D why why why
And I D think about the dirt that I’ll be G wearing for a Gm shirt
And I D hope that I get A old before I D die