E Would you Dmaj7 like to G meet my B7-2 little
E friend? Dmaj7 G B7-2
E Don’t try to Dmaj7 shake his G hand he’s B7-2 just
pre-E tend Dmaj7 G B7-2

E His Dmaj7 name is G Benja-Dmaj7 min,
G that’s his Dmaj7 name.
My G Mamma Dmaj7 says,
G you’re in-Dmaj7 sane,

Boy you Cmaj7 real-Bm7 ly Am7 are D the Gmaj7 end,
Em You and your i-Cmaj7 ma-Bm7 gi-Am7 na-D ry

Inter: E Dmaj7 G B7-2 x 2
              friend

E Daddy Dmaj7 drives the G mobile B7-2 libra-
E ry Dmaj7 G B7-2
E He Dmaj7 works pe-G ripa-B7-2 teti-
cal-E ly Dmaj7 G B7-2

E He Dmaj7 doesn’t G get much Dmaj7 time
to G play with Dmaj7 us
So G we just Dmaj7 read
and G make up Dmaj7 stuff.

And it Cmaj7 drives Bm7 him Am7 round D the Gmaj7 bend,
Em Me and my i-Cmaj7 ma-Bm7 gi-Am7 na-D ry

Inter: E Dmaj7 G B7-2 x 4
              friend

E One Dmaj7 day we’re G gonna Dmaj7 play
G hide and Dmaj7 seek
And G Ben’ll Dmaj7 be
G up the Dmaj7 creek,

Never Cmaj7 to Bm7 be Am7 seen D a-Gmaj7 gain.
He’ll Em disappear the Cmaj7 day Bm7 that Am7 child-D hood
Gmaj7 ends Em

And re-Cmaj7 a-Bm7 li-Am7 ty D des-Gmaj7 cends.
I’ll never for-Em get you my i-Cmaj7 ma-Bm7 gi-Am7 na-
B7 ry B7/11+

Outro: E Dmaj7 G B7-2 x 2
              friend