Intro C G Dm Bb F – Dm – G x 2

I’ll have a C shower and then phone my Am brother up
Within the C hour I’ll smash a-F nother cup
Please don’t start G saying that
Or I’ll start be-Dm7 lieving you
If I start be-B7 lieving you
I’ll know that this E party fears G two

A And what if this Am party fears two?
The A alcohol loves you while D7 turning you blue
E View it from here Fmaj7
From E closer to Fmaj7 near, a-C wake me

Instr C G Dm Bb F – Dm – G x 2

Don’t turn a-C round, I won’t have to Am look at you
And what’s not C found is all that I F see in you
My manners are G failing me, I’m left feeling Dm7 ugly
And you say it’s B7 wonderful to live with, I E never will G

A So what if this Am party fears two?
The A alcohol loves you while D7 turning you blue
E View it from here Fmaj7
From E closer to Fmaj7 near, a-C wake me

Instr C G Dm Bb F – Dm – G x 2

I’m standing C still and you say I Am dress too well
Still standing C still, I might but it’s F hard to tell
Even a G slight remark makes no sense and Dm7 turns to shark
Have I done B7 something wrong?
What’s wrong is E wrong, it’s always G wrong

Instr C G Dm Bb F – Dm – G x 4 (desap.)