Intro G Gdim Cm6 G5 – G7 C/G G# Gmaj7

G Well we’ve been going to-Gdim gether
Cm6 Since the eighth of No-G5 vember
G7 And though it seems like for-C/G ever
G# I very clearly re-Gmaj7 member

G You told me on our Gdim first date
Cm6 What you’d do on my G5 birthday
G7 Well hooray it’s my C/G birthday
G# And frankly, baby, I Gmaj7 can’t wait

I don’t want to Em Eb die a Gm/D virgin A7/C#
I don’t want to Em Eb die a Gm/D virgin A7/C# – Gm A

G The other day I dis-Gdim covered
Cm6 A magazine of my G5 brother
G7 I read it under the C/G covers
G# It got me all hot and G bothered

G Now every time that I Gdim see you
Cm6 Your uniform becomes G5 see-through
G7 You don’t know how much I C/G need you
G# The Handy Andys I’ve G been through

I don’t want to Em Eb die a Gm/D virgin A7/C#
I don’t want to Em Eb die a Gm/D virgin A7/C#

Instr Em Eb Gm/D A7/C# x 2

Bbdim The pines and the Adim cedars re-G#dim joice in his fall
Gdim* How are you fallen from F#dim heaven?
Oh Hellel, Fdim star of the morning Edim D7

G With all the bombs and the Gdim bird-flu
Cm6 We’re probably gonna be G5 dead soon
G7 And here we are in your C/G bedroom
G# Oh did I tell you I G love you I love you I G love you

I can feel your heart Gdim beating
Cm6 And your breathing in-G5 creasing
G7 Your folks are out for the C/G evening
G# I really hope I’m not G dreaming

I don’t want to Em Eb die a Gm/D virgin A7/C#
I don’t want to Em Eb die a Gm/D virgin A7/C#

Outro Em Eb Gm/D A7/C# x 2 – Gm A