Em Slip on your Barber A jacket, Bm
C jump in my old G MG D
We’re Em off to the depths of A Somer-Bm set
to C see what we can G see see D see

We Em don’t wanna drink the A cider, Bm
We C don’t wanna walk for G miles D
We Em just want to go to a A stately Bm home
C built in the Georgian B7 style

G I C can’t a-D bide D4 D
a G hori-Bm zontal C life C9 C
It’s Am time to Am7+ rise,
as-Am7 sume the Bm7 perpen-Cmaj7 dicu-D lar

G Jump C up and D down, D4 D
make G compli-Bm mentary C sounds C9 C
And Am talk a-Am7+ bout
Am7 nothing Bm7 in par-Cmaj7 ticu-D lar

Em Crunch up the gravel A driveway, Bm
C gasp at the grand fa-G çade D
Em Just for today we’re A lords and Bm ladies,
C oh what a gay cha-G rade D

La-Em vinia loves the A lintels Bm
C Anna, the archi-G traves D
Em Ben’s impressed by the A buttre-Bm sses
C thrust up the chapel B7 nave

G I C can’t a-D bide D4 D
a G hori-Bm zontal C life C9 C
It’s Am time to Am7+ rise,
as-Am7 sume the Bm7 perpen-Cmaj7 dicu-D lar

G Jump C up and D down, D4 D
make G funny Bm little C sounds C9 C
And Am talk a-Am7+ bout
Am7 nothing Am7/G in par-Am7/F# ticu-Am7/E lar

G/D We’ll walk the D grounds
G/D by Capability D Brown
D+ Get lost for E7/5- days
D+ inside the manicured E7/5- maze

G/D We’ll bump our D heads
G/D jumping on a four-post D bed
E4 And we’ll ride for E free
on the Am7 ladders round the Bm7 walls
of the Cmaj7 circular D library

Instr. Em A Bm C G D x 2 Em A Bm C B7

G I C can’t a-D bide D4 D
a G hori-Bm zontal C life C9 C
It’s Am time to Am7+ rise,
as-Am7 sume the Bm7 perpen-Cmaj7 dicu-D lar

G Jump C up and D down, D4 D
make G wild ecs-Bm tatic C sounds C9 C
And Am talk a-Am7+ bout
Am7 nothing Bm7 in par-Cmaj7 ticu-D lar

G I C can’t a-D bide D4 D
a G hori-Bm zontal C life C9 C
It’s Am time to Am7+ rise,
as-Am7 sume the Bm7 perpen-Cmaj7 dicu-D lar

G Jump C up and D down, D4 D
make G funny Bm little C sounds C9 C
And Am talk a-Am7+ bout
Am7 nothing in par-Am7+ ticular