Intro D A E A

D Norman and Norma got A married in Cromer
E April nineteen eighty A three
It D could have been warmer but A Norman and Norma
Were E happy as they’d ever A been

They F flew to Majorca and C swam in the water
It G felt just like having a E7/G# bath
The Am piña coladas Dm hit Norma hard
And she Dm7 fell into bed with a G laugh, and she said

F Oh, G Norman, it’s C/E never
ever felt like Am this before
And F oh, G Norman, I’ve C/E never
really known your Am kiss before
Oh F no, E7 Norman, Dm Norman G4 G

D Norman and Norma had A three lovely daughters
E Nadia, Nora and A Neive
The D firm Norma worked at A wouldn’t take her back
E After maternity A leave

They F dreamt of Majorca but C couldn’t afford
to G go on Norman’s sala-E7/G# ry
So Am they went to Cromer, got Dm double pneumonia
And Dm7 Norma remembered when G she used to say

F Oh, G Norman, it’s C/E never
ever felt like Am this before
And F oh, G Norman, I’ve C/E never
really known your Am kiss before
Oh F no, G Norman C/E Am – F E7 Dm G4 G

D Twenty years on and the A children have gone
And they’re E both at a bit of a A loss
They’ve D tried salsa classes and A growing tomatoes
But E nothing is getting them A off

Then F one day in Clacton there’s C a re-enactment
Of G Normans and Saxons, and E7/G# this
Gets Am their juices flowing, be-Dm fore long they’re going
And Dm7 fighting like it’s ten sixty G six, and she says

F Oh, G Norman, it’s C/E never
ever felt like Am this before
And F oh, G Norman, I’ve C/E never
really known such Am bliss before
Oh F no, G Norman C/E Am
Oh F no, G Norman C/E Am
Oh no, no, F no, no, no G Norman
It’s C/E never ever felt like Am this before
And F no, E7 Norman, Dm Norman G4 (Nor-G man)