Intro C D11 C x 2

C Mott the Hoople and D11 game of life, C yeah yeah yeah yeah
C Andy Kaufman in the D11 wrestling match, C yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mo-C nopoly, twenty-one, D11 checkers, and chess, C yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C Mister Fred Blassie in a D11 breakfast mess, yeah, C yeah, yeah, yeah

C Let’s play Twister, D11 let’s play Risk, C yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C See you in heaven if you D11 make the list C yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now, Am Andy did you hear about G this one?
Am Tell me, are you locked in the G punch?
Am Andy are you goofing on G Elvis? Hey, C baby?
D Are we losing touch? D4

G If you be-Am lieved C they put a
Bm man on the G moon, Am man on the D moon
G If you be-Am lieve C there’s nothing
Bm up his Am sleeve, then nothing is cool

C Moses went walking with the D11 staff of wood, C yeah yeah yeah yeah
C Newton got beaned by the D11 apple good, C yeah yeah yeah yeah
C Egypt was troubled by the D11 horrible asp, C yeah yeah yeah yeah
C Mister Charles Darwin had the D11 gall to ask, C yeah yeah yeah yeah

Now, Am Andy did you hear about G this one?
Am Tell me, are you locked in the G punch?
Am Andy are you goofing on G Elvis? Hey, C baby?
D Are we having fun? D4

G If you be-Am lieved C they put a
Bm man on the G moon, Am man on the D moon
G If you be-Am lieve C there’s nothing
Bm up his Am sleeve, then nothing is cool

Inter Em D x 3

C Here’s a little agit for the D11 never-believer, C yeah yeah yeah yeah
C Here’s a little ghost for the D11 offering, C yeah yeah yeah yeah
C Here’s a truck stop ins-D11 tead of Saint Peter’s, C yeah yeah yeah yeah
C Mister Andy Kaufman’s gone D11 wrestling, C yeah yeah yeah yeah

Now, Am Andy did you hear about G this one?
Am Tell me, are you locked in the G punch?
Am Andy are you goofing on G Elvis? Hey, C baby?
D Are we losing touch? D4

G If you be-Am lieved C they put a
Bm man on the G moon, Am man on the D moon
G If you be-Am lieve C there’s nothing
Bm up his Am sleeve, then nothing is cool

G If you be-Am lieved C they put a
Bm man on the G moon, Am man on the D moon
G If you be-Am lieve C there’s nothing
Bm up his Am sleeve, then nothing is cool (rep. y desap.)