Intro Fmaj7

You Am see there’s this cat burglar who can’t Em see in the dark
He Am lays his bets on eight more lives, Em walks into a bar
Am Slips on the eight ball, Em falls on his knife
Says, F I don’t know what I’ve done, but it Em doesn’t feel right

Am Some things don’t hold up over the Em course of a lifetime
Am Oh Em ooh
Am When’s the first time you heard that one, Em nineteen fifty four
F Get to the punch line, Em fall to the floor

G Give me a minute and I’ll Dm tell you the setup
For the Cm worst joke ever Bb, I F never
G I’ll tell you my version of the Dm greatest life story
Cm Don’t bore me Bb F

Am Now I am floating, Em I feel released.
The Am moorings have been dropped,
The Em weights unleashed.
Am Everything is crystalline, Em simple and free
F Oh, Em ooh

The Am crime of good men who can’t wrestle with change,
Or are Em too afraid to Am face this life’s mis-Em judged unknowns
Am You’re not hurting anybody Em else’s chances,
F But you’re disfiguring your Em own

G Give me a minute and I’ll Dm tell you the setup
For the Cm worst joke ever Bb, I F never
G I’ll tell you my version of the Dm greatest life story
Cm Don’t bore me Bb, I F never

G Give me a minute and I’ll Dm tell you the setup
Cm Oh, Bb ooh F uh
G You see there’s this feeling that I’ve Dm heard this one
be-Cm fore Bb F G

Outro Em