G I’ll take the po-D sition assume the C missionary Em part G
G You work by com-D mittee, you had C me pegged from the Em start G
G I’ll be pounce D pony, phoney ma-C roney, pony be-Em fore the G cart
G I’ll be pounce D pony, this cere-C mony only Em fills my G heart

D Who cast the G final C stone?
D Who threw the G crushing C blow?
D Someone has to G take the C fall C/B
Am Why not G me?

G A punch toy D volunteer, a C weakling on its Em knee G
G Is all you D want to hear and C all you want to Em see G
Ro-G mantically, you’d D martyr me and C miss this story’s Em point G
It G is my strength, my D destiny, this C is the role that Em I have G chosen

D Who cast the G final C stone?
D Who threw the G crushing C blow?
D Someone has to G take the C fall C/B
Am Why not G me?… Am Why not G me?

Instr F Am C G x 3 – Am Am+ G

G Gentlemen mark your op-D ponents, fire C into your own Em ranks G
G Pick the weakest D as strategic C move, square off to Em meet your G enemy
G For each and D every C gathering, a scapegoat Em falls to G climb
G As I step D forward, silent-C ly, delibe-Em rately G mine

D Who cast the G final C stone?
D Who threw the G crushing C blow?
D Someone has to G take the C fall C/B
Am Why not G me?… Am Why not G me?

Had Am consequence chose G differently
Had Am fate its ugly G head
My Am actions make me G beautiful
And Am dignify the G flesh
Am Me G Am
I am G free Am … I am G fre-ee-Am ee-G ee

Outro Am G x 3