F This here is the place I will be C staying
There F isn’t a number you can call the pay phone
C Let it ring a long, long, long, long F time
If I don’t pick up, hang up, Am call back, let it ring some more
F Aaaah C aaaah
If F I don’t pick up, pick up the sidewinder Am sleeps
sleeps, sleeps in a C coil

D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
C Oh… Em oh

There are F scratches all around the coin slot
Like a C heartbeat, baby trying to wake F up
But this machine can only C swallow money
You can’t lay a patch by com-F puter design
It’s just a lot of Am stupid, stupid C signs
F Tell her C
F Tell her she can kiss my C ass
Then laugh and say that you were F only kidding
That way she’ll know that it’s
Am Really, really, really, really C me, me

D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
C Oh… Em oh

F Baby, instant soup doesn’t really grab me
To-C day I need something more sub-sub-sub-subs-F tantial
A can of beans or black-eyed peas, some C Nescafe and ice
A F candy bar, a falling star, or a Am reading of Doctor C Seuss

D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
C Oh… Em oh

Bm The cat in the hat came back
Am wrecked a lot of havoc on
the Bm way always had a smile and a reason Am to pretend
But their world Bm has flat backgrounds
And little Am need to sleep but to C dream
The sidewinder Em sleeps on his back

D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D I can always sleep G standing up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
C Oh… Em Em

D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D I can always sleep G standing up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
C Oh… Em Em

D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D Call me when you try to G wake her up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
D I can always sleep G standing up
C9 Call G me when you try to Am wake her
C We’ve got to moogie, moogie, Em move Em on D this D one