A I G know D you
A I G know you’ve D seen her
A She’s a G sad to-D mato
She’s A three G miles D of bad road

A Walking G down the D street
A Will I G never D meet her?
A She’s a G real D woman child
A Oh my G kiss breath D turpentine B B7

E I D am G smitten A
E I’m the D real G thing (I’m the real thing)
E Have you D seen her G come a-A round
G my crush with eyeliner

A I’m G in D like
A I’m in-G fatu-D ated
A It’s G all too D much, the pressure
A She’s G all that D I can take

A What po-G sition D should I wear?
A Cop an G atti-d tude? (you faker)
A How can G I con-D vince her? (faker)
A That I’m in-G vented D too, yeah B B7

E I D am G smitten A
E I’m the D real G thing (I’m the real thing)
E We D all in-G vent our-A selves
And, G uh, you know me

Solo B A x 2 D E G

A She’s a G sad to-D mato
She’s A three G miles D of bad road
A She’s her G own in-D vention (she’s her own in-A vention)
That G gets me D in the throat

A What G can I D make myself be?
A And G life is D strange, yeah (life is A strange)
What G can I D make myself be? (A faker)
G To D make her mine? B B7

E I D am G smitten A
E I’ll do D any-G thing (I’ll do anything)
E My D kiss breath G turpen-A tine
G My crush with eyeliner

E I D am G smitten A
E Ooh, D you know G me (yeah, you know me)
E I could D be your G Frankens-A tein
G My crush with eyeliner

E I D am G smitten A
E I’m the D real G thing (I’m the real thing)
E Won’t you D be my G valen-A tine?
G My crush with eyeliner

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