Intro D C x 3 B7 Bb7

Good D morning miss| |Can I C help you son?
Six-D teen today, and C up for fun
I’m a F7 big boy now or so they say
So E7 if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way

Inter D C

Box D of balloons, with the C feather-light touch
Pack of D party-poppers, that pop C in the night
A F7 toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
Miss E7 Clay on all corners has just walked in

Em Welcome to the C7 House of
Em Fun, now I’ve B7 come of age
Em Welcome to the C7 House of Em Fun B7
F#m Welcome to the D7 lion’s F#m den
Temptation’s C#7 on his way
Em Welcome to the C7 House B7 of

Inter D C x 2

N-n-n-n-n-n-D no no miss, you mis-C understood
Six-D teen big boy, full pint C in my manhood
I’m F7 up to date, and the date’s today
So E7 if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way

F#m Welcome to the D7 House of
F#m Fun, now I’ve C#7 come of age
F#m Welcome to the D7 lion’s F#m den
Temptation’s C#7 on his way
Em Welcome to the C7 House B7 of

Instr. D C x 2 B7 Bb7

A I’m sorry son, but Adim we don’t stock
A Party gimmicks, F#m in this shop
Bm Try the House of Fun, it’s G quicker if you run
This is a chemist’s, not a A7 joke shop

D Party hats, simple C enough clear
Compre-|D hende savvy understand, C you hear?
A pack of D party hats with the C coloured tips
D Too late Gorgon C heard gossip
Well F7 hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many E7 happy returns from the day

Em Welcome to the C7 House of
Em Fun, now I’ve B7 come of age
Em Welcome to the C7 House of Em Fun B7
F#m Welcome to the D7 lion’s F#m den
Temptation’s C#7 on his way
F#m Welcome to the D7 House of F#m Fun

Em Welcome to the C7 House of
Em Fun, now I’ve B7 come of age
Em Welcome to the C7 House of Em Fun B7
F#m Welcome to the D7 lion’s F#m den
Temptation’s C#7 on his way
Em Welcome to the C7 House B7 of Em Fun