Intro D Eb D – F# G

C In the pub about F# se-G ven F# thir-G ty
C Mother makes sure that his F# face G ain’t F# dir-G ty
C Him and mother go Em everywhere
C Holds her F hand with-G out a C care

Inter C F# G F# G x2

C Lived with mother for F# for-G ty F# ye-G ars
C The neighborhood said that he F# must G be F# que-G er
C Normal folk just Em don’ like that
C Glad he F can’t hear G behind his C back

When C mother dies he will G have a cry
Cos F he’ll be on his C own
He’s C frightened stiff will it G come to this
Will he F lose her C to the F hea-C/E ven-Dm ly C hosts

Inter C F# G F# G x2

C In the pub about F# se-G ven F# thir-G ty
C Mother makes sure that his F# face G ain’t F# dir-G ty
C Him and mother go Em everywhere
C Holds her F hand with-G out a C care

Inter C F# G F# G x2

C Lived with mother for F# for-G ty F# ye-G ars
C The neighborhood said that he F# must G be F# que-G er
C Normal folk just Em don’ like that
C Glad he F can’t hear G behind his C back

When C mother dies he will G have a cry
Cos F he’ll be on his C own
He’s C frightened stiff will it G come to this
Will he F lose her C to the F hea-C/E ven-Dm ly C hosts

C Once went out with a London girl
F Dirty weekend in a hotel
C Broke it off when she got shirty
F She was twelve and he was thirty
C Right after that he was dead sore
F He wouldn’t go out with girls no more
C From that day since he never has
F He wants to do something dirty

Outro C F x 3 – C