G Nice man Am George news-Bm agent on the Am corner
G Not very Am rich but Bm never any Am poorer
C Jaunty old Dm George a Em happy sixty-Dm three
C Not very Dm tall but Em healthier than Dm me
He G whistles timeless Am tunes as he Bm saunters down the Am street
G Springs in his Am legs and e-Bm lastic in his Am feet

But in the Am middle of the Em night
He Am steals through your Em garden
Gives your Bm hosiery a F# fright
And Bm doesn’t say F# pardon
As Am soft as a Em breeze
With an Am arm full of Em underwear
Bm On his hands and F# knees
Bm Dreams about the F# knicker scare

G Hello there Am George news-Bm agent on the Am corner
G How’s the old Am caryes the Bm climate’s getting Am warmer
C Chatty old Dm George as you Em get your morning Dm paper
C Read about the Dm knicker thief Em underwear Dm taker
G Bids you good Am day as you Bm wander out the Am door
G Never closes Am early Bm always cleans the Am floor

But when Am darkness hits the Em town
And there’s Am washing on your Em line
Bm Get your knickers F# down
Be-Bm fore the dreaded F# sign
When the Am clock strikes Em eight
And you’re Am snuggled up in Em bed
He’ll be Bm at the garden F# gate
Filling Bm underwear with F# dread

G Nice man Am George news-Bm agent on the Am corner
G He was closed to-Am day maybe Bm gone to mow the Am lawn
I had to go C further down the Dm road to Em get me current Dm bun
Hel-C lo, isn’t Dm that George Em on page Dm one?
G No, it couldn’t Am be but Bm yes it Am is
G Difficult to Am see from Bm these photo-Am fits

But Am they are after Em him
Of Am that you can be Em sure
They’ve Bm called him on the F# phone
They’ve Bm knocked on his F# door
A-but Am he’s gone a-Em way
Gone to Am stay with some Em mates
He Bm got the papers F# early
And Bm saw his own F# face

Outro Am Em Am Em – Bm F# Bm F# (rep. y desap.)