Intro C G/B Am G F C/E Dm

I G am the C bringer of your F wishes
Your Am saviour from F doing work
The C washer of your F dishes
And you’ll Am still get your F midday perk

C Estate F agent your Am mansion
And F pot of gold
C All the home F comforts
Be-Am fore you’re getting F tired and old

Bm One more G try
Try to Bm get what you’ve G never had
C#m Five more A bob
For the C#m whole world that A can’t be bad

C We can’t all win
G Look it’s happening
The future’s looking not so bleak
A F thousand winners Am every week F Am
A F thousand winners Am every week F Am G/B

So C when you hear me F coming
A-Am long halls and F up the stairs
C In the back of F teapots
Am In the cupboard, F under chairs

C Forget all your F wives tales
Of Am forecasts and F dividends
When C E.R.N.I.E. feels vi-F brations
Only Am pays out to F trusted friends

Bm One more G try
Try to Bm get what you’ve G never had
C#m Five more A bob
For the C#m whole world that A can’t be bad

C We can’t all win
G Look it’s happening
The future’s looking not so bleak
A F thousand winners Am every week F Am
A F thousand winners Am every week F F# G G#

Instr Am G/B F Em x 3 – F Bb/G G# A

Keep your D hand on the G bottle
And your Bm eyes glued u-G pon the set
D When the score comes G up
Could be Bm you for the G big one next

Pu-D blicity, no G thank you
On the Bm front page of the G Currant Bun
D They think you G stink
But in the Bm pub you’ll be G number one

C#m One more A try
Try to C#m get what you’ve A never had
Ebm Five more B bob
For the Ebm whole world that B can’t be bad

D We can’t all win
A Look it’s happening
The future’s looking not so bleak
A G thousand winners Bm every week G Bm
A G thousand winners Bm every week G Bm
A G thousand winners Bm every week G Bm
A G thousand winners Bm every G G# A Bb
Bm week