Intro C C/E Am C F G C

A C pity she does not exist, a C/E shame he’s not a Am fag
The C only girl I ever loved
was F Andrew G in C drag

There C is no hope of love for me, from C/E here on I’m a Am stag
The C only girl I’ll ever love
is F Andrew G in C drag

Andrew in F dra-C ag G Andrew in drag G7
Andrew in F dra-C ag G yeah G7

I C don’t know why I even went, it’s C/E really not my Am bag
Just C thought it might be funny
to see F Andrew G in C drag

The C moment he walked on the stage
my C/E tail began to Am wag
Wag C like a little wiener dog
for F Andrew G in C drag

Andrew in F dra-C ag G Andrew in drag G7
Andrew in F dra-C ag G yeah G7

I’ve C always been a ladies’ man, and C/E I don’t have to Am brag
But C I become a momma’s boy
for F Andrew G in C drag

I’d C sign away my trust fund, I would C/E even sell the Am Jag
If C I could spend my misspent youth
with F Andrew G in C drag

Andrew in F dra-C ag G Andrew in drag G7
Andrew in F dra-C ag G yeah G7

So C stick him in a dress and he’s the only boy I’d Am shag
The C only boy I’d anything
is F Andrew G in Cdrag

I’ll C never see that girl again, he C/E did it as a Am gag
I’ll C pine away forevermore
for F Andrew G in C drag