Intro G D F C

G Eligible, D not too stupid,
in-F telligible, and C cute as Cupid
G Knowledgeable, but D not always right,
F salvageable, and C free for the night

Well my G heart’s running round
like a chicken with its head cut C off
All a-D round the barnyard falling
C in and out of G love

The C poor D thing’s
G blind as a bat getting up, falling down, getting C up
Who’d D fall in love
with a C chicken with its head cut G off? C D

Inter G D F C

G My wife doesn’t D understand me
F Many dozens C hope to land me
G I’m for free love, and D I’m in free fall
F This could be love or C nothing at all

Well my G heart’s running round
like a chicken with its head cut C off
All a-D round the barnyard
falling C in and out of G love

The C poor D thing’s
G blind as a bat getting up, falling down, getting C up
Who’d D fall in love
with a C chicken with its head cut G off?

We don’t C have to D be
C stars ex-G ploding in the night D
Or G electric eels under the A7 covers
We don’t C have to be D anything quite so un-G real
let’s just be A7 lovers

Inter G D F C x 2

Well my G heart’s running round
like a chicken with its head cut C off
All a-D round the barnyard
falling C in and out of G love

The C poor D thing’s
G blind as a bat getting up, falling down, getting C up
Who’d D fall in love
with a C chicken with its head cut G off?
(It ain’t pretty) C D G