You and me got the whole day off
Take a trip to Vincent Van Gogh
But the line went halway round the Tab block

F#m And we’re looking for a C#m place to rest
F#m Every seat in every A bar was set
F#m So we turned back C#m to the Grand Ho-Tab. tel

And the Am rain came G6 hard
A million G6 people on a protest F# march
Every Am choice, every G6 path was mis-B4 taken B

F#m You and me got the C#m whole thing sussed
F#m Gray man is A shadowing us
F#m Wild cons-C#m piracies turn to Tab dust

F#m Hear the sound of ca-C#m thedral bells
F#m Cash ringing at the A gates of Hell
F#m And fairground C#m hooligans push and A swell D

They’re the darkest Em days of a free B7 man
Lying in the D streets of Amster-A dam
Nearly fell D underneath the A tram, but I picked myself E up

All the D diamonds and the A spice
I would give D anything for the A sight of an honest E man (hey)

Instr F#m C#m F#m A F#m C#m Ebdim

F#m Eyes swim in C#m emptiness
F#m I was looking at a A hotel guest
F#m He blew me a C#m big sarcastic A kiss A2

And the Am Lord walked G6 in
with a G6 monocle and lips so F# thin
Saw the Am barmen G6 wink as he poured his B4 brandy B

They’re the darkest Em days of a free B7 man
Lying in the D streets of Amster-A dam
Nearly fell D underneath the A tram, but I picked myself E up

Every temp-Em tation up in B7 lights,
All the D diamonds and the A spice
Could take D profit from the A vice of
another E man G6 F#m7

E G6 Amster-F#m7 dam
E Cold, G6 cold F#m7 … cold, F#m7 cold
E You be-G6 long F#m7 E