Intro Am Em7 x 4

Not Am everyone Em7 in New Am York
would pay to Em7 see Andrew Lloyd Am Webber Em7 Am Em7
May his Am trousers fall Em7 down
as he Am bows to the Em7 queen and the Am crown Em7 Am Em7

I don’t F know what tune that the orchestra played
But it went D by me sickly and G sentimental E7

Am Can I have another piece of chocolate D/F# cake
Tammy Baker’s got a G lot on her plate
Am Can I buy another cheap Picasso D/F# fake
Andy Warhol must be G laughing in his grave

Inter Am Em7 x 4

The Am band of the Em7 night
takes you Am to ethereal Em7 heights over Am dinner Em7 Am Em7
As you Am wander the Em7 streets
never Am reaching the Em7 heights that you Am seek Em7

And the F sugar that dripped from the violins bow
Made the D children go crazy
put a G hole in the tooth of a E7 hag

Am Can I have another piece of chocolate D/F# cake
Tammy Baker must be G losing her faith
Am Yeah, can I buy another cheap Picasso D/F# fake
Andy Warhol must be G laughing in his E7/G# grave

And the A7 dogs are on the road, we’re all D tempting fate,
A7 Cars are shooting by with no D number plates
and E7 here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs

Instr Am Em7 x 8

I Am saw Elvis Em7 Presley
walk Am out of a Em7 Seven E-Am leven Em7 Am Em7
And a Am woman gave Em7 birth
to a Am baby and then Em7 bowled two Am fifty seven Em7 Am Em7

Now the F excess of fat on your American bones
Will D cushion the impact as you G sink like a sto-E7 one

Am Can I have another piece of chocolate D/F# cake
Tammy Baker, G Tammy Baker
Am Can I buy another cheap Picasso D/F# fake
Cheap Picasso, G cheap Picasso

Am fake… Can I have another piece of chocolate D/F# cake
Kathy Straker, boy could G she lose some weight
Am Can I buy another slice of real es-D/F# tate
Liberace must be G laughing in his grave

Outro Am Em7 x 4

Am Can I Em7 have another
Am piece of Em7 chocolate Am cake Em7 Am Em7
Am Can I Em7 have another
Am piece of Em7 chocolate Am cake Em7 Am Em7 (desap.)