Em H- D/F# A- G T- D E
Is that how Em you spell D/F# love in your G dictio-D nary
Em K- D/F# I- G C- D K
Pronounced as G kind B7
Em F- D/F# U- G C- D K
Is that how Em you spell D/F# friend in your G dictio-D nary
Em Black on D/F# black
a G guidebook D for the G blind B7

Well C now that I can see my G eyes won’t A7 weep
Now C that I can hear your G song sounds A7 cheap
Now C that I can talk all your G corn I’ll A7 reap
I’m F not so sure that Joey wed a Virgin Mary
There C are no words for me inside your D dictio-Bb11+ nary

Inter Em D/F# G D x 3 – G B7

Em S- D/F# L- G A- D P
Is that how Em you spell D/F# kiss in your G dictio-D nary
Em C- D/F# O- G L- D D
Pronounced as G care B7

Em S- D/F# H- G I- D T
Is that how Em you spelled D/F# me in your G dictio-D nary
Em Four-eyed D/F# fool
You G led ’round D every-G where B7

Well C Now that I can see it’s the G queens new A7 clothes
C Now that I can hear all your G poison A7 prose
C Now that I can talk with my G tongue un-A7 froze
I’m F not so sure of Santa or the buck-tooth fairy
There C are no words for me inside your D dictio-Bb11+ nary

E Now your laughter has a hollow ring
But the A hollow ring has no finger in
So let’s E close the book and let the day begin
And our A marriage B be un-E done