Intro D D/C# A A7

D Let us talk a-D/C# bout
Some trivial Bm7 things we like
A D/A bit of this and C9 that Cmaj7
Lets Bm7 chew the E7 fat

And C9 pour ourselves a glass of stout
And G let our railbrook shirts hang G out G4 G G4

D Nothing makes us E7-4 more con-E7 tent
To C9 let us wallow in a G4 bit of non-G sense
Were Bm all so E7 frivolous to-G9 night G Gmaj7
G6 To-D night D

D Let’s reveal our D/C# childlike nature
And Bm7 leave our stocks
And D/A invoices to C9 rot Cmaj7
Lets Bm7 go to E7 pot

And C9 tell our jokes about mothers in law
But G watch him jump
when she comes through the G door G4 G G4

D Oh, the party E7-4 goes with a E7 swing
Oh C9 when we talk about the G4 trivial G things
Were Bm all so E7 frivolous to-G9 night G Gmaj7
G6 But

Bm There is always one who wants to talk C7 shop
We’ll Bm drive him through the door Bm/A
With a broom or a E7 mop
Ooh G9 ooh G ooh Gmaj7 ooh G6

D Let us tell our D/C# favorite story
About Bm7 some poor chap who D/A put it on dis-C9 play
Bm7 Hip hoo-E7 ray

And C9 let the girls gather in their slacks
To G talk about husbands hairy G backs G4 G G4

D Some might think were a E7-4 bit over-E7 shot
But C9 this could be our G4 finest G hour
Were Bm all so E7 frivolous to-G9 night G Gmaj7 G6
To-E4 E* night E6
We’re C9 all so ridiculous
To-D night E Gm D6