Intro Am D7 F E7 x 4

The Am King’s crossing was the F main attraction
C Dominoes G/B falling in a E/G# chain reaction
The Am scraping subject F ruled by fear told me
C Whiskey works G better than Dm beer

The Am judge is on vinyl, de-F cisions aren’t final
And C nobody G/B gets a re-E/G# prieve
And Am every wave is F tidal if you hang around
you’re C going G to get C wet

Am I can’t prepare for death F any more
than I already C have G Dm
Am All you can do now is F watch the shelves
The C game looks G easy, that’s C why it sells

Frus-C trated fireworks in-G/B side your head
Are going to Am stand and deliver F dark instead
The C method acting that G/B pays my bills
Keeps the Am fat man feeding in F Beverly Hills
I got a C heavy metal mouth, it G/B hurls obscenity
And I Am get my check from the F trash treasury
Because I C took my own insides G/B out

Am It don’t matter cause I F have no sex life
And C all I wanna do G now is Dm inject my ex-wife
Am I’ve seen the movie and I F know what happens C G Dm

It’s Am Christmas time and the F needle’s on the tree
As C kinny San-G ta is bringing Dm something to me
Am His voice is overwhelming but his F speech is slurred
And I C only under-G stand every C other word

C Open your parachute and G grab your gun
Float Am down like an omen, a F setting sun
C Read the part and re-G turn at five
It’s a Am hell of a role if you can F keep it alive
But I don’t C care if I fuck up, I’m G going on a date
With a Am rich white lady, F ain’t life great
C Give me one good reason not to G do it
Am So do it F

Inter C G Dm – Am F – C G Dm

Am This is the place where F time reverses
And C dead men G talk to all the Dm pretty nurses
Am Instruments shine on a F silver tray

Don’t C let me get G carried a-C way
Don’t C let me get G carried a-C way
Don’t C let me be G carried a-Dm way