E Got a foot E7 in the door
A God knows Am what for
And he’ll C#m cut E me down to B size Eb
Stupidity A tri-C ies C B7

E Everything E7 here is free
A Everything but Am you and me
This C#m pai-E inting never B dries Eb
Stupidity A tri-C ies B7 C

C#m Savannah C shoulder G raised a B7 cheer
C Colo-Bm ring the G sky with B7 ash
C#m Because they E found some F# priva-Am te-B7 er
To C sail a-Bm cross the G sea of B7 trash

E The enemy E7 is within
A Don’t confuse Am me with him
The C#m truth E is other-B wise Eb
Stupidity A tries C D B7/Eb

Inter E* E2 Em Gdim
             A5- A A2 A E – C#m/Bb Ebm7/Bb A B7

B7 C C#m And so I C go from G floor to B7 floor
C Looking Bm for a G port of B7 call
C#m Another E drunk con-F# quista-Am do-B7 or
C Conque-Bm ring the G governor’s B7 ball

E I couldn’t think E7 of a thing
A That I hope to-Am morrow brings
C#m Oh E what a sur-B prise Eb
Stupidity A tries C B7

Outro E E* C#m/Bb Ebm7/Bb A B7 x 8 (desap.)