D I was A sleeping, G gently A napping
Bm when F# I heard the Bm phone F# Bm
G Who is A on the D other end A talking
G am I A even D home? A D

D Did you A see what G she did A to him?
Bm Did you F# hear what they Bm said? F# Bm
G Just a A New York D conver-A sation
G rat-E/G# tling A in my D head A D

Bb Oh, A oh, D my, A D
and G what A shall we D wear? A D
Bb Oh, A oh, D my, A D
and G who A really D cares? A D

D Just a A New York G conver-A sation
Bm gossip F# all of the Bm time F# Bm
G Did you A hear who D did what A to whom?
G hap-E/G# pens A all the D time A D

D Who has A touched and G who has A dabbled
Bm here in the F# city of Bm shows? F# Bm
G Openings, A closings, D bad re-A partee
G e-E/G# very-A-body D knows A D

Bb Oh, A how D sad A D
and G why A do we D call? A D
Bb Oh, A I’m, D glad, A D
to G hear A from you D all A D

D I am A calling, G yes I’m A calling
Bm just to F# speak to Bm you F# Bm
G For I A know this D night will A kill me
If G I E/G# can’t A be with D you A D
If G I D/F# can’t Em be A with D you