D If I could be anything G in the world that flew
D I would be a bat and come G swooping after you
And D if the last time you were here G things were a bit askew

Well, you Eb know what Bb happens after F dark
When Eb rattlesnakes lose their Bb skins and their F hearts
And Eb all the missio-Bb naries lose their F bark

Oh, C all the trees are F calling after G you
And C all the venom F snipers after G you
Are C all the mountains F bolder after G you?

D If I could be any one of the things G in this world that bite
Ins-D tead of a dentured ocelot on a leash G I’d rather be a kite
And be D tied to the end of your string G flying in the air, babe, at night

’Cause you Eb know what they Bb say about honey F bears
When you Eb shave off Bb all their baby F hair
Eb You have a hairy Bb minded pink bare F bear

And C all the bells are F rolling out for G you
And C stones are all F erupting out for G you
And C all the cheap blood F suckers are flying after G you

D Yesterday, Daisy, May and Biff were G grooving on the street
And D just like in a movie her G hands became her feet
Her D belly button was her mouth which meant
she G tasted what she’d speak, uh

But the Eb funny thing is what Bb happened to her F nose
Ooh, it Eb grew until it Bb reached all of her F toes
Oo, now Eb when people say her Bb feet smell they mean her F nose

And C curtains laced with F diamonds dear for G you
And C all the Roman F noblemen for G you
And C kingdom’s Christian F soldiers, dear for G you
And C melting ice cap F mountain tops for G you

Oh oh and C knights in flaming F silver robes for G you
And C bats that with a F kiss turn prince for G you
C F Swoop, swoop, G oh baby, rock, rock
C F Swoop, swoop, G rock, rock (desap.)