Intro: C Am

Bm I guess this movie must’ve Em opened wide
Bm Another girl who threatens Em suicide
C You called the cops but then G she denied every D word

And you know C you’ll be the one who’s Am paying the tab for her
C You’re out there trying to Am flag a cab

And for D who—Em oo?
C A girl who lives in G Crazy-D town
D Oo—Em ooh
C Where craziness gets G handed D down
D Who—Em oo?
C Whoever’s gonna G volun-D teer
D Oo—Em ooh
C Will only end up G living D here

Bm A plot like this will always Em have a twist
Bm The girl’s a dream who never Em did exist
C Just like the last one, and G she enlisted a D fool

And you thought C oh, it’s all fun when you’re Am writing songs for her
C But now son, you’ll be Am posting bond

And for D who—Em—oo?
C A girl who lives in G Crazy-D town
D Oo—Em—ooh
C Where craziness gets G handed D down
D Who—Em—oo?
C Whoever’s gonna G volun-D teer
D Oo—Em—ooh
C Will only end up G living D here

And you don’t Em want to go that G route
cause that’s not C what you’re all a-Am bout

And for D who—Em oo?
C A girl who lives in G Crazy-D town
D Oo—Em ooh
C Where craziness gets G handed D down
D Who—Em oo?
C Whoever’s gonna G volun-D teer
D Oo—Em ooh
C Will only end up G living D here

Outro: C Am x 2 Em