Intro E C#m C#m B F#m B x 2

You used to get it in your E fishnets
Now you only get it in your C#m night dress
Dis-C#m carded all the B naughty nights for F#m niceness
Landed in a very common B crisis

Everything’s in order in a E black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the C#m past though
The C#m bloody mary’s B lacking her ta-F#m basco
Remember when you used to be a B rascal ?

Oh the boy’s a slag F#m
The best you ever had B
The best you ever had F#m
Is just a B memory and those F#m dreams
But as daft as B they seem, as daft as they F#m seem
My love when you A dream them up

Flicking through a little book of E sex tips
Remember when the boys were all e-C#m lectric?
C#m/B Now when she’s G#m told she’s gonna F#m get it
I’m guessing that she’d rather just for- Bget it

Clinging to not getting senti-E mental
Said she wasn’t going but she C#m went still
C#m/B Likes her gentle-G#m men not to be F#m gentle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting B pencil ?

Oh the boy’s a F#m slag
The best you ever B had
The best you ever F#m had
Is just a B memory and those F#m dreams
But as daft as they B seem
As daft as they F#m seem
My love when you B dream them up

G#m Oh, where did you C#m go?
Where did you F#m go ?
Where did you G#m go ? F#m oh

Inter E C#m C#m B F#m B

E Falling a-C#m bout C#m B
You F#m took a left off Last Laugh B Lane
E You were just sounding it C#m out C#m B
F#m You’re not coming back a-B gain B/Eb

E Falling a-C#m bout C#m/B G#m
You F#m took a left off Last Laugh B Lane
You were just E sounding it C#m out C#m/B G#m
F#m You’re not coming back a-B gain

You used to get it in your E fishnets
Now you only get it in your C#m night dress
Dis-C#m/B carded all the G#m naughty nights for F#m niceness
Landed in a very common B crisis

Everything’s in order in a E black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the C#m past though
The C#m/B Bloody Mary’s G#m lacking her ta F#m basco
Remember when you used to be a B rascal ? C#m