Intro D Bm Em

D He had what you might call a trivial occupation
Bm He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
Em With no romance in his life, sometimes he wished he had a wife

D He read the matrimonial advertising pages
The cries for help from different Em people, D/F# different G ages
But they had D nothing to say, at least not Em until the day
When something B7 special he read
Em This is Bm what it A said

D If you A dream of the Em girl for Bm you
Then Em call us Bm and get A two for the G price of one
D We’re the A answer if Em you feel Bm blue
So Em call us Bm and get A two for the G price of one

D (If you are A dreaming of some-Em one who might be Bm right for you)
Em (Why don’t you Bm call us and A you’ll get two for the G price of one)
D (We may be the A answers to your Em problem, a Bm chance with we two)
Em (Why don’t you Bm call us and A you’ll get two for the G price of D one)

Inter D Bm Em

D He called the number and a voice said: Alice Whiting
Bm The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting
Em He was amazed at his luck, the purest streak of gold he’d struck

D He said: I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling
I think a meeting could be Em mutual-D/F# ly ful-G filling
Why don’t we D meet for a chat, the three of Em us in my flat
I can’t for-B7 get what I read
Em This is Bm what it A said

D If you A dream of the Em girl for Bm you
Then Em call us Bm and get A two for the G price of one
D We’re the A answer if Em you feel Bm blue
So Em call us Bm and get A two for the G price of one

D (If you are A dreaming of some-Em one who might be Bm right for you)
Em (Why don’t you Bm call us and A you’ll get two for the G price of one)
D (We may be the A answers to your Em problem, a Bm chance with we two)
Em (Why don’t you Bm call us and A you’ll get two for the G price of D one)

D one)… She said I’m sure we must be perfect for each other
D/C And if you doubt it, you’ll be certain
when you meet D my D/E mo-D/F# ther

Outro G D (rep. y desap.)