D Do you have the A time, to Bm listen to me F#m whine,
A-G bout nothing and D everything, all at A once?
D I am one of A those, me Bm-lodramatic F#m fools,
Neu G-rotic to the D bone, no doubt about A it

G Sometimes I A give myself the D creeps
G Sometimes my A mind plays tricks on D me
It G all keeps adding A up, I D think I’m C cracking Bm up
Am G I just para-A-noid? Am I just

Inter D A Bm A x2
             stoned?

I D went to a A shrink, to Bm analyze my F#m dreams
She G says it’s lack of D sex, that’s bringing me A down
I D went to a A whore, who Bm said my life’s a F#m bore,
So G quit my whining D cause it’s bringing her A down

G Sometimes I A give myself the D creeps
G Sometimes my A mind plays tricks on D me
It G all keeps adding A up, I D think I’m C cracking Bm up
Am G I just para-A-noid? Yeah, yeah, yeah

Inter D A Bm A x 4

G Grasping to con-A-trol, so I better hold on

Instr D A Bm F#m G D A x2

G Sometimes I A give myself the D creeps
G Sometimes my A mind plays tricks on D me
It G all keeps adding A up, I D think I’m C cracking Bm up
Am G I just para-A-noid? Am I just

Outro D Bm G D A x 4 G D A
             stoned?