C I nailed ducks to the Am wall Am/B
C Kept my heart in dark Am ruins
I Am/B built C bungalows all over the Am hills Am/B
Dun-C roamin, duncarin, dun-Am livin Am/B

C Took my girl to the Am country Am/B
To C sleep out under the Am moon Am/B
C Next thing she’s going Am crazy C Am Am/B

She C waits for the real Mr. Am Right to come Am/B
C Gently removing her Am heart
With his F promises of real communica-G tion

D/F# Who’s al-F ways picking up the tab,
Who built a bungalow for his mum and C dad (me)
Who F took you out to all the shows,
Who worked his fingers to the C bone (me)

While you were as-G leep iIt was me, I did)
I kept you in buttons and D/F# bows F
So you could encourage this creep C

With his F neat feet and his C clean fingernails
With his F wise but twinkling C eyes
He’s a F rock standing out in an C ocean of doubt
F And compromise G D/F#

F I’d like to go on with this C bit of a song
F Describing this C schmuck
F I’d like to go on,
G but I’m going to throw up

Outro C C/E C/D C G/B Am