Intro Bm G Em G Bm G D A x 2

Bm I’ve done my-G self an im-Em possible G crime,
Bm I have to G paint myself a D hole and A fall inside
Bm And if it’s G far enough in Em sight and G rhyme,
Bm I get to G wear another D dress and A count in time

G Oh, D won’t you A do me the G favor, man,
Of for-D giving A my-G y
D Poly-A morphing o-G pinion here
On your D vague out A line

Instr. Bm G Em G Bm G D A

Bm Find my G self another Em burning G gate,
Bm A pretty G face, a vague i-D dea I A can’t relate,
Bm And this is G what you get for Em pulling G pins,
Bm A-G nother D hole inside the A hole you’re G in

It’s D like I’m A perched on the G handle bars
Of a D blind man’s A bi-G ke
No D straws to A grab, just the G rushing wind…
On a D rolling A mi-G nd… lalalala

Instr. Bm G Em G Bm G D A x 3 A

D … They’ll A want you G to de-D cide
E-A ventua-C lly, it D happens
Some A gather G on one D side,
With A all their C pearlys D snapping,
They A close the G basement D door,
That A sets our C teeth to D chatter,
You A never saw G it be-D fore,
But A7 now that hardly matters

You’re Bm old enough, D boy,
Too many Bm summers you’ve en-D joyed
So spin the Bm wheel, we’ll set you D up
with some odd con-A victions,
‘Cause you’re finally G golden, boy

Instr. Bm G Em G Bm G D A

G … It’s D like I’m A perched on the G handle bars
Of a D blind man’s A bi-G-ke
No D straws to A grab, just the G rushing wind…
On a D rolling A mi—A G ind…