Intro A – D A A – G A A – F#m

A D A E – A Sing, Mi-D chael, D sing A

A On the route of the D nineteen A bus A – G A
A – F#m
A D A E – A Hear D them D A sayin’

A How you get a rude and a D reck-A less?
Don’t you A be so crude and a G feck-A less
You’ve been A drinking brew for F#m breakfast
A Rudie D can’t A fail E – A D A We reply

I A know that my life make you D ner-A vous
But I A tell you I can’t live in G ser-A vice
Like the A doctor who’s born for a F#m purpose
A Rudie D can’t A fail E – A D A

I A went to the mar-E ket to F#m realize my soul
What I A ne-E ed I just don’t F#m have
A First they E curse, then they F#m press me till I hurt
D Ru-E die can’t A fail

A First you must cure your D tem-A per
Then A find a job in a G pa-A per
You A need someone for a F#m savior
A Rudie D can’t A fail E – A D A We reply

A Now we get a rude and a D reck-A less
We been A seen lookin’ cool an’ G speck-A less
We been A drinking brew for F#m breakfast
A Rudie D can’t A fail E – A D A

I A went to the mar-E ket to F#m realize my soul
Cause what I A ne-E ed I just don’t F#m have
A First they E curse, then they F#m press me till I hurt
D Ru-E die can’t A fail

Inter: A – D A A – G A

So A where you want to go today? F#m
A D Hey A bossman E – A D A

You’re A looking pretty smart with your E chicken skin suit
(with your A chicken skin suit)
You A think you’re pretty hot in the E pork pie hat
(in the A pork pie hat)

Instr: F#m – F#m E A

A Ru-E dy can’t F#m fail
D Ru-E dy can’t F#m fail
A Ru-E dy can’t F#m fail
D Ru-E dy can’t A fail (rep. y desap.)