C Seven days was all she wrote, a Eb6 kind of
ulti-Bb2 matum note, she G gave to me, she F gave to me
C When I thought the field had cleared, it Eb6 seems
another Bb2 suit appeared to G challenge me, E woe is me

C Though I hate to make a choice, my Eb6 options are
de-Bb2 creasing mostly G rapidly… F Well we’ll see
C I don’t think she’d bluff this time, I Eb6 really have to
Bb2 make her mine, it’s G plain to see, it’s E him or me

F Monday, D7 I could wait till G Tuesday
If E I make up my Am mind
F Wednesday would be G fine,
E Thursday’s on my Am mind
Bb2/11 Friday’d give me Am time,
Bb2/11 Saturday could Am wait,
but Fm7+ Sunday’d be too C late C

C The fact that he’s six feet ten might Eb6 instill fear
in Bb2 other men, but G not in me, the F mighty flea
C Ask if I am mouse or man, the Eb6 mirror squeaked,
a-Bb2 way I ran, he’ll G murder me in E time for his tea

C Does it bother me at all, my Eb6 rival is
Ne-Bb2 anderthal, it G makes me think, per-F haps I need a drink
C IQ is no problem here, we Eb6 won’t be playing
Bb2 Scrabble for her G hand I fear, I E need that beer

F Monday, D7 I could wait till G Tuesday
If E I make up my Am mind
F Wednesday would be G fine,
E Thursday’s on my Am mind
Bb2/11 Friday’d give me Am time,
Bb2/11 Saturday could Am wait,
but Fm7+ Sunday’d be too C late C

Fm7+/Bb Seven days will C quickly go
Fm7+/Bb The fact remains, C I love her so
Fm7+/Bb Seven days, Fmaj7 so many ways
Fm7+/Bb But I can’t run a-C way
Fm7+/Bb I can’t run a-C way

F Monday, D7 I could wait till G Tuesday
If E I make up my Am mind
F Wednesday would be G fine,
E Thursday’s on my Am mind
Bb2/11 Friday’d give me Am time,
Bb2/11 Saturday could Am wait,
but Fm7+ Sunday’d be too C late C