F How does a C duck know what direction F south is? Bb
F And how to tell his wife C from all the other F ducks? Bb

D You can cut a chicken’s A head off
D but it will keep on E running and D twitching D A

D When everything seems E planned out
D when everything seems E nicely planned out
D well the human race A will come and smack your face E

F How come all my body parts C so nicely fit to-F gether? Bb
F All my organs doing C their jobs, no help from F me Bb

D A person pulls a spider’s A leg out
D To watch it keep on E moving and D twitching D A

Bbmaj7 Satan C lives here: F Bb F
on F grain and earth, A rain and air Bb E

F How come I just smoke and smoke and C smoke
and curse every butt I F spit out? Bb
F All night long I grind my C teeth
And I wake up when F I cough Bb

D You can put me in and A iron lung
D and I will keep on E breathing and D twitching D A

D When everything seems E planned out
D when everything seems E nicely planned out
D well the human race A will come and smack your face E
D You might be dead, A but you keep your head E D