Intro G G2-4 G x 4

I’ve been G long, G2-4 a long way from G here G2-4
G Put on a poncho, G2-4 played for mosquitoes,
And G drank ’til I was thirsty a-C gain

We went G searching G2-4 through thrift store G jungles G2-4
Found Ge-G ronimo’s rifle, G2-4 Marilyn’s shampoo
And G Benny Goodman’s corset and C fan

Well, o-C k I made this D up
I C promised you I’d never give D up

If it makes you Am happy
C it can’t be that G ba-a-D ad
If it makes you Am happy
C then why the hell are you (G) so sad?

Inter G G2-4 G x 2

You get G down, G2-4 real G low down G2-4
You G listen to Coltrane, G2-4 derail your own train
Well G who hasn’t been there be-C fore?

I come G round, G2-4 around the G hard way G2-4
Bring you G comics in bed; scrape the G2-4 mold off the bread,
And G serve you French toast again C

Well, o-C k I still get D stoned…
I’m C not the kind of girl you’d take D home

If it makes you Am happy
C it can’t be that G ba-a-D ad
If it makes you Am happy
C then why the hell are you so G sad?

If it makes you Am happy
C it can’t be that G ba-a-D ad
If it makes you Am happy
C then why the hell are you (Em) so sad?

Instr Em Am Em C – G G2-4 G x 2

We’ve been G far G2-4 far away from G here G2-4
G Put on a poncho, G2-4 played for mosquitoes,
And G everywhere in between C

Well, o-C k we get a-D long
so C what if right now everything’s D wrong?

If it makes you Am happy
C it can’t be that G ba-a-D ad
If it makes you Am happy
C then why the hell are you so G sad?

If it makes you Am happy
C it can’t be that G ba-a-D ad
If it makes you Am happy
C then why the hell are you G so sad?

Outro Am C G D Am C – G G2-4 G x 3