A I was going ’round from the A/F# town to the Bm country
F#/Bb Then going Bm back ’round
From the E country back to the town

A I was making ’rounds from the A/F# back to my Bm forehead
F#/Bb Then going Bm back ’round
From the E front to the back of my A crown A4 A

A There’s always C# trouble in Bm paradise
F#/Bb Don’t matter Bm if your drinks are C#m neat E or on ice
A There’s always C# trouble in F#m paradise F#/Bb
Bm Don’t matter F#/Bb if you’re good or bad
Bm or mean or C#m awfully E nice

A You see me here in my A/F# dress all in Bm order
F#/Bb You see me Bm there, my E hair a solid steel A bob
A But all you see is in fact just the Bm armor
Bm Don’t see me A laughing with A/G joy E
And the occasional A sob

A There’s always C# trouble in Bm paradise
F#/Bb Don’t matter Bm if your drinks are C#m neat E or on ice
A There’s always C# trouble in F#m paradise F#/Bb
Bm Don’t matter F#/Bb if you’re good or
Bm bad or mean or C#m awfully E nice

Bb And when I’m D/F# gone, you’re gonna Cm miss me so
G/B But not for Cm long because I Dm taught you F what’s de trop
Bb But there’s always D/F# trouble in Gm paradise G/B
Cm And I bet I’ll G/B be there ‘cause you Cm know
In fact I’m Dm actually F rather Bb nice