D Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the A Ice Capades

And G oh, I don’t know A why
G Oh, I don’t know A why
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah

A Second verse, same as the first
D Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the A Ice Capades

And G oh, I don’t know A why
G Oh, I don’t know A why
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah

Inter D A x 4

A Third verse, different from the first
D Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the A S.L.A.

And G oh, I don’t know A why
G Oh, I don’t know A why
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah
Perhaps they’ll D die, oh A yeah