D I’ll G start this F off with-Em out any D words,
I G got so F high that I Em scratched ‘til I D bled
C Love my-Bm self A better than D you
I G know it’s F wrong so Em what should I D do

The G finest F day that Em I’ve ever D had
Was G when I F learned to Em cry on com-D mand
C Love my-Bm self A better than D you
I G know it’s F wrong so Em what should I D do G F

I’m on a D plain G Bb
I can’t com-D plain G Bb
I’m on a D plain G Bb

D My G mother F died Em every D night
It’s G safe to F say don’t Em quote me on D that
C Love my-Bm self A better than D you
I G know it’s F wrong so Em what should I D do

The G black sheep F got Em blackmailed a D-gain
For-G got to F put Em on the zip D code
C Love my-Bm self A better than D you
I G know it’s F wrong so Em what should I D do G F

I’m on a D plain G Bb
I can’t com-D plain G Bb
I’m on a D plain G Bb

F Somewhere E I have heard this be-A fore G
F In a E dream my memory has A stored G
F As de-E fense I’m neutered and A spayed G
F What the E hell am I trying to A say G

D It G is now F time to Em make it un-D clear
To G write off F lines that Em don’t make a D sense
C Love my-Bm self A better than D you
I G know it’s F wrong so Em what should I D do

And G one more F special Em message to D go
And G then I’m F done and Em I can go D home
C Love my-Bm self A better than D you
I G know it’s F wrong so Em what should I D do G F

I’m on a D plain G Bb
I can’t com-D plain G Bb
I’m on a D plain G Bb (rep. y desap.)