D+ She’s D+* so G strange
And she D/F# wore a Em black moustache
G And she D/F# pilfered all the Em petty cash

Cmaj7 She went to D Birmingham D4 D
Cmaj7 She’ll soon be D in the can D4 D

D+ She’s D+* so G cruel
And she D/F# knew just Em what to do
G And while the D/F# cats were all Em sniffing glue

Cmaj7 They played their D silly games D4 D
Cmaj7 And now they’ll D take the blame D4 D

D+ She’s D+* so G poor
And only D/F# now she’s Em looking back
G She sees her D/F# story on a Em paperback

Cmaj7 What will be-D come of her D4 D D2 D
Cmaj7 There’s not much D left for her D4 D

She’s Cmaj7 so Am oh Cmaj7 oh D oh
Cmaj7 Oooh Am ooh Cmaj7 oooh D oooh
Cmaj7 Aaaah Am aah Cmaj7 aaah D aaah (rep. y desap.)