Intro Em Eb+ x 2

Em I a-B7 wake C early D morning
Em press my B7 shirt, D clean my D4 shoes D
Am Egg and E/G# soldiers
G for my D/F# breakfast
F kiss the C wife, a-D void the E news

Em Take the B7 wheel C of my D Escort
Em Sixty B7 five, C middle D4 lane D
Am Watch the E/G# Jags
and G the Fe-D/F# rraris
F Leave me C in their D wake E a-Am gain

Dm Who could aspire Bb/D to be an C umpire
F And Fmaj7 who bould a Bb2 referee F
Bb We’re only here to be C sneered at
F Just a Bb2 relic of Gm yester-C year
Dm There was a time Bb/D when we were C held high

F But Fmaj7 it’s not how it Bb2 used to be F
They Bb only let us stick around so
Bb2 they’ve someone to C kick around
F One more Bb2 relic of Gm yester-C day

Inter Em Eb+ x 2

Em Do you B7 think C they would D miss me
Em If I B7 took a C holi-D day
Am Spent the E/G# morning
G at the D/F# seaside
F candy-C floss, pe-D nny ar-E cade

Em No a-B7 buse C no indig-D nation
Em No vi-B7 triol, no C angry D mobs
Am No high E/G# pressure
G situ-D/F# ations
F I’m just C trying to D do E my Am job

Dm Who could aspire Bb/D to be an C umpire
F And Fmaj7 who bould a Bb2 referee F
Bb We’re onlyhere to be C laughed at
F Just a Bb2 relic of Gm yester-C year
F There was a time C4 when we were held high

F But Fmaj7 now they have tech-Bb2 nology F
Re-Bb playing every scene to prove
that Bb2 we are of no C further use
F And sport is Bb just a com-Gm puter C game
F Just a Bb relic of Gm yes-C ter-Dm day C#+

Outro Dm C#+ x 7