Intro A A7 x 8

A There’s a A7 house on my street A7
A And it A7 looks real neat A7
F I’m the chap who lives in it

A There’s a A7 tree on the sidewalk A7
A There’s a A7 car by the door A7
F I’ll go for a drive in it

A And A7 when the wombat A7 comes
A He will A7 find me gone A7
F He’ll look for a place to sit

G My C wife has A7 burned the D scrambled G eggs
C the A7 dog just D bit my G leg
My G teenage A7 daughter D ran a-G way
My C fine young A7 son has D turned out

Inter A A7 x 4 F
             gay

A Cut A7 off my fingers A7 in the
A Door A7 of my car A7
F How could I do it?

A My A7 wife is proud to A7 tell me
A Of her A7 love af-A fairs A7
F How could she do this to me?

G My C wife has A7 burned the D scrambled G eggs
C the A7 dog just D bit my G leg
My C teenage A7 daughter D ran a-G way
My C fine young A7 son has D turned out A gay

And G it would E be o-B kay A
on A any G other E day B A
And G it would E be o-B kay A
on A any G other E day B A

Inter A A7 x 4 F

A A7 Throw down the A morning A7 papers
A And A7 spill my A tea A7
F I don’t know what’s wrong with me

A The A7 cups and A plates are A7 in a
A Cons-A7 pira-A cy A7
F I’m covered in misery

G My C wife has A7 burned the D scrambled G eggs
C the A7 dog just D bit my G leg
My C teenage A7 daughter D ran a-G way
My C fine young A7 son has D turned out A gay

And G it would E be o-B kay A
on A any G other E day B A
And G it would E be o-B kay A
on A any G other E day B A

And G it would E be o-B kay A (rep. y desap.)