Intro: G/D D x 3

G I’m D/F# counting out Em time,
Got the Em/D whole thing down by Cmaj7 numbers.
All those G/B numbers
Give me A7 guidance, oh D Lord I need that G now.

The D/F# day of judgement’s Em come,
And you can Em/D bet that I’ve been C resting,
For this G/B testing,
Di-A7 gesting every D word the experts G say.

Erogenous F zones I C love G you.
Wi-Bb thout you, what would a Am poor boy do?

G C x 3 G

G C x 3 G Found a girl I wanted to date,
G C x 3 G Thought Id better get it straight.
G C x 3 G Went to buy a book before its too late.
G C x 3 G Don’t leave nothing to fate. G C x 3 G

I Dm studied every Am line, every C page in the book,
And C# now, I’ve got the C#7 real thing here,
I’m A gonna take a look, take a look

G I’m D/F# counting out Em time,
Em/D Hoping it goes like I C planned it,
Cos I unders-G/B tand it.
Look, I’ve A7 found the hotspots, D figures one to G nine.

Still D/F# counting out Em time
I’ve got my Em/D finger on the C button,
Dont say G/B nuttin
Just A7 lie there still and I’ll D get you turned on just G fine

Erogenous F zones I C love G you.
Wi-Bb thout you, what would a Am poor boy do?

G C x 3 G

G C x 3 G Touch and go with one to six
G C x 3 G Bit of trouble in zone number seven
G C x 3 G Gotta remember all of my tricks
G C x 3 G There’s heaven ahead in number eleven G C x 3 G

Getting Dm crucial res-Am ponses with di-C lation of the pupils
C# Honey get C#7 hip, it’s A time to unzip,
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip, whipee!

Instr: G D/F# Em Em/D C G/B A7 D G x 2

G I’m D/F# counting out Em time,
Re-Em/D action none to C happy,
Please don’t |G/B slap me,
I’m a A7 red blooded male and the D book said I could not G fail

G I’m D/F# counting out Em time,
I got Em/D unexpected C distress from my G/B mistress,
I’ll get my A7 money back from the D bookstore right a-G way.

Erogenous F zones I C question G you
Wi-Bb thout you, what would a Am poor boy G do?
Wi-Bb thout you, what would a Am poor boy G do?
Wi-Bb thout you, mankind Am handkinds thru’ the G blues…