G She pops Bm into the bathroom
F Just Am after a shower and
G She plays with my Bm makeup and creams
F Keeps Am trying to look like

G me… And goes through the Bm motions
Posing this F way and that Am holding it in
If it G makes you feel better Bm
Then knock your-F self out C/E

And say G hi there to my G/B bad body double
F This is my C/E bad body double trouble
G Oh no, my G/B bad body double
F Mm mmm, I’ve got C/E bad body double trouble

G Oh, G/B she’s troubl-F e C/E
She’s troubl-G e, G/B she’s trouble
al-F right, C/E yeah yeah

G Some-Bm times I manage to lose her
F Shake her, at a Am bar in the gym for
G five minutes. It feels so Bm good to be back
to my old F self again, can Am get quite confusing

G We look very Bm similar except she’s got
some F grays and a Am little extra weight on the
G sides and dimply Bm thighs
I hear that stuff’s a F bitch to get rid of
F No no

Not G now…
We’re having G/B quite an intimate F personal C/E moment
Not G now…
Could you G/B maybe come at a F slightly less C/E awful time
Not G now…
and she can G/B see I’ve got someone F quite nice C/E here with me
Can’t we just be G left alone? G/B
I guess that’s a F no then
F Seeing as she’s still G here
F Seeing as she’s still G here
F Here

It’s not G me, no, it’s my G/B bad body double
F I got C/E bad body double trouble
G Oh no, my G/B bad body double
F Mm mmm, I’ve got C/E bad body double trouble,

G Aaaagh G/B Bad body double
F I got C/E bad body double trouble
G Oh no, my G/B bad body double
F I got C/E bad body double trouble
G Oh dear, my G/B bad body double
F I got C/E bad body double trouble

G Oh, G/B she’s troubl-F e Am
She’s troubl-G e, G/B she’s trouble
al-F right, Am yeah yeah G
G/B she’s troubl-F e Am
She’s troubl-G e, G/B she’s trouble
al-F right, Am yeah yeah, right there